Yeah hey, it's me...Carson Zen. I know I'm young, but I've actually been pretty successful! I started my own website called SimSpace.com. It's a place for people to meet and share their lives! No one thought it would work, but it's been a smash hit and I'm already a millionaire a few times over! Because of my success, I had trouble finding love. Not woo-hoo. Woo-hoo I could get all day long. But in my heart I did want to get married, so I consulted with a matchmaker. She promised to find me the girl of my dreams!
And boy did she ever. She set Laurel Grisby and I up on a blind date and we hit it off instantly. It was unbelievable the stuff we had in common! We knew nothing about each other at first, but eventually I found out that she was poor....from a broken home....and just trying to make her way in the world. I couldn't relate to that, but there was just something special about her. She wasn't the most attractive girl I'd ever been with either. Because of my money, I had women constantly falling at my feet...beautiful women. But there was something about Laurel.
She was young like me, we were both just 18. She didn't care about my money, she just enjoyed spending time with me, cooking for me, doing my laundry. It was like living with my mom, only WAY better!!! And I didn't take it for granted either.
I made sure to take care of her too, if you know what I mean. Yeah, I know I'm a stud. But woo-hooing with Laurel was not like the others. We waited 6 weeks before we even did it. That's a record for me!! But it was worth the wait. She was very attentive.
Little did I know at the time, but Laurel already had a boyfriend...her high school sweetheart Bob. What kind of a name is Bob anyway? Carson is much cooler. Also little did I know that Bob was a bit of a stalker. She had broken up with him after graduation but he just wouldn't leave her alone. Finally she took a risk and told him something that she hadn't even told me yet. She was pregnant! She hoped that he would get the picture finally that she was with ME now.
When she called me over to her house and told me all this, at first I thought she was joking. Or maybe just saying it to get him to leave her alone. But she was serious! She planted a deep, passionate kiss on me right in front of him. Yep, my girl's got balls of steel. That's my WOMAN!
I knew right then and there that I had to marry this girl. Not only becuase she was knocked up with my kid, but also because she was a bad ass. I went out and bought the biggest, most expensive diamond I could find and popped the question! And she said YES!
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